Fuck, I need to stop eating

So, I was working in the shop today; an off-license newsagents store, when a young, attractive lady walked in through the door and proceeded to go about her shopping and like the stalker I am (well, really, it was because I was bored as hell and she was the only movement in the vision of my eyesight) I watched her. She was very slim, wearing this tight dress. Obviously she’d just finished work or she was off to work. Anyway, the whole outfit she was wearing measured her every curve. I thought she was very pretty. Like, wow I want her body pretty. She came to the till and plumped her stuff at the counter and I began to ring it through, and she started talking to me. Just small talk, but she spoke really well. She had a nice face and y’know, I just got this real wholesome general good impression of her. And then she said something that really irritated me and then made me even feel insecure about my own self image. She said “I’d buy a KitKat as well but I’m trying to be good and watch my body, I don’t want to end up going to Turkey with a saggy bum!” And wow. I was just so astounded that she would have thought that about herself. There was me standing there thinking how attractive she was whilst inside her own brain she was deciding how fat the things she was going to buy would make her. It just sort of upset me. Just shows how fucked up our ideas of beauty are.

How many times have you stayed in a hotel?
Multiple times, I’ve lost count.

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Out at my boyfriends gathering getting drunk with a few good friends.

Does anyone hate you?
Oh, probably.

What are you doing tonight?
I will actually be happily sleeping.

Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
Eh, no. I’d look so fucked up.

What does your third text message say? Who is it from?
From my boyfriend and it’s personal.

When you eat a popsicle, do you split the halves, or eat it altogether?
I’ve never had one.

What kind of survey was the one you took before this?
I’ve no idea, it was quite a while ago.

Do you miss anyone?
Nope, I’m quite content.

Do you like Summer?
I used to be a Winter lover, but I think I’m beginning to like Summer too.

Plans for tomorrow?
I’m working and then I’m going for a bike ride with my best friend.

Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
Absolutely nothing but happy thoughts.

Other than a person, what was the last thing you cuddled with?
A pillow, probably…

Has anyone ever told you the way you drive scares them?
Only my driving instructor has seen me drive and she says I’m very good, so no…

Have you ever been to Cici’s Pizza?
I’ve never heard of it.

When was the last time you used a pair of ear/headphones?
The day before last.

What did you have for breakfast?
I didn’t actually have breakfast.

Where was the last place you got completely wasted?
Eh, a snooker club party.

Do you need/want new clothes?
Desperately.

Do you sometimes feel that you need a break from someone, like a few days without seeing them?
Yes, so I have frequent breaks.

Haunted houses or roller coasters?
Roller coasters all the way!

What did you eat for lunch today?
Egg sandwich and loads of other shit, man.

Would you rather vacation by a beach or a lake?
A beach :)

Have you watched any good horror/thriller movies lately?
I don’t tend to watch them anymore, really.

How would you feel about traveling abroad alone?
Nervous but I think I could do it.

What was the last thing you watched on TV?
Scott Pilgrim vs The World.

When is the last time you wore a dress?
To my best friends 18th birthday meal.

Do you know your blood type?
I can’t remember but apparently I’m quite a common type.

Yesterday, did you get up before 9am?
I can’t actually remember.

How many times does the number ‘7’ occur in your phone number?
Twice!

What was your favorite board game as a child?
Definitely Ludo!

Do you sleep on the floor when you’re sick?
Nope!

Are you a coffee drinker?
No, I love the smell of it rather than the drink. I like Coffee flavour things, especially cake… omfg.

Do you prefer hot, humid weather or bone-chilling cold weather?
Bone chilling cold.

Last person you yelled at?
My sister probably.

When are you going on vacation again?
Pft, not  in the near future.

Have you ever watched One Tree Hill?
Yeah but hardly remember it. It was kinda boring.

Who did you last have an alcoholic drink with?
A few friends

What are you going to do after this?
Lay about.

What is your fathers middle name?
I don’t actually have a clue.

It’s about midnight. Who are you texting?
No one usually.

What time do you wake up for school?
I usually wake up around 6.50am but I’ve just finished school so…